Alright, so I was on the way back from class, and I had to pee, so when I got to my floor, I went to do that. I had my keys in my hand, and stuck them in my ass pocket, and went into the stall. Everything was going just fine, until I stood up and realised that my lanyard, the neck part, had fallen into the toilet. Ew.
So I unclasped it, and decided to throw it away. Now, I'm in the market for a new lanyard, because... yea. Mine is out of commission.
Secondly, I've learned that masturbation isn't something shameful. It's not something to discourage, but it also shouldn't be done to the exclusion of other activities, like eating, sleeping, and the eternal pursuit of tail. "Masturbation cannot make you go blind, unless you are masturbating staring directly at the sun." Furthermore, it cannot make hair grow all over your body. "If it was true that masturbating made hair grow all over your body, I'd be masturbating right now."
Shout out to Fanelli, you rock. Keep proff'in.
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