Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Methods of procrastination

If you're considering, even for a moment, burning hair with your lighter, DON'T DO IT, MAN!

Three reasons not to burn ones own hair with ones own lighter:

1. It smells. Bad. Like burning bugs. (Whole nother story)
2. It looks nasty. Like dead bugs. (Same other story needed)
3. Eventually you try to burn hair that's attached, and that fucking hurts.

So if you're thinking about doing it, just think about me, and just say no to playing with lighters and hair.

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