20 facts about me

1. When I was little I had a birthmark on my left arm. Mom used to call it a strawberry patch or something, I think cause of the shape and color. It's faded by now.

2. I lost my first tooth by biting a rubber duck. Then I wailed.

3. When I was about 9 or so, I desperately wanted to play the Phantom in Phantom of the Opera. Even tho he kisses Christine. Should have realized I was gay back then.

4. I'm an English major, but I try to avoid excessive reading at all costs.

5. I wrapped the cables inside my computer with uv reactive wire wrap, and replaced the drive cables with rounded cables, and added a small uv light and sound sensitive flashing strobes. My brother cut a hole in the case. I now call it Compthedral.

6. I am in a serious, committed, lifelong obsession with Alan Rickman and Jason Isaacs. Yes, both of them.

7. When I was in Glastonbury, England, I fell on my ass in the mud on the Tor. That was fun.

8. In freshman year, my roommate annoyed me so much, I snuck onto her computer, stalked her internet history and disabled her connection. Later, I fixed it.

9. I admit, I find two attractive men making out to be arousing.

10. I procrastinate, but only on days that end in y.

11. My family and I got busted once for swimming in a no swimming zone. It was like a thousand and ten degrees outside and it was in Skaneatles lake. And we were seriously spoken to.

12. I have two tattoos. And each of them is very meaningful to me. The raven on my arm is representative of my affinity for ravens, and I got it when I did because it was after my grandmother's death and I no longer had to deal with my extended family. So the raven was a symbol of the death of that past, and the strength it took to get through. I have a bow and arrow on my chest, above my left breast, and I got that one because I always get so involved with people and I end up breaking my heart. This was just to remind me it's inevitable, it'll happen despite the best of intentions, and not to forget to really love people.

13. Every year almost without fail on Christmas day, I wake up ungodly early and check out the tree, poke stuff, and go wake mom.

14. Since freshman/soph summer, I've purchased 4 new iPods. My original 3rd gen, freshman/soph summer. Then soph year I got one for my bro for Christmas, 4th gen. Then I wanted a 4th gen, got one, gave mom the 3rd gen. Then my bro broke HIS iPod this year, I have him my 4th gen, and bought a 5th gen. I'm a consumer whore. This is my last one, I swear.

15. I enjoy decoupaging boxes. Yes, a lesbian who appreciates a pretty box. Big surprise.

16. I used to work at JCPenney. I hated my boss. Loathed her, really. And sometimes I would go into the store room and sit on this massage chair that was for some reason not on the floor, and just hide from her.

17. In highschool, I had the smallest inklings of a crush on my gym teacher. YES SHAWN, MS. WILSON. MOCK ME, GO AHEAD. I have my reasons. xD

18. I hate going to the dining hall. It's a long walk and there's lots of freshman, and often I'm just not hungry enough to care.

19. I enjoy archery. I like using the course in the woods at Pratts Falls and pretending I live in the wild, or that I'm a warrior, or I'm on the run or something.

20. I broke a toilet and a lamp in Dublin, Ireland. In the same room. Hooray for super klutz. (We had a running joke going about the lamp... I don't remember what it was tho.)