A french fry? 

I HATE HAVEN HALL. Especially the fifth floor. 

We Both Go Down Together by The Decemberists

here on these cliffs of Dover
so high you cant see over
and while your head is spinning
hold tight, its just beginning

you come from parents wanton
a childhood rough and rotten
I come from wealth a beauty
untouched by work or duty

and, oh, my love, my love...
and, oh, my love, my love...
we both go down together

I found you a tattooed tramp
a dirty daughter from the labor-camps
I laid you down in the grass of a clearing
you wept, but your soul was willing

and, oh, my love, my love...
and, oh, my love, my love...
we both go down together

and my parents will never consent to this love
but I hold your hand

meet me on my vast veranda
my sweet, untouched Miranda
and while the seagulls are crying,
we fall but our souls are flying

and, oh, my love, my love...
and, oh, my love, my love...
and, oh, my love, oh my love...
and, oh, my love, my love...
we both go down... together

Ickle Poddikins, a bed for you, made of the wonderful duct tape.  

And versatile. 

And it is so useful! 

...duct tape smells so good... 

Dear Professor, this is why I have not studied... 

Spirits, anyone?

Where should I start?

I was so not going to do a damned thing, but that fell through after Alaina called at 7:25 with the money and asked if I wanted to go to Kimmel. So, yea. Then I got a lift from her mom to Shaw, walked to the center.

That was awesome. Chilled with Varut and Marielle, met some new people, went to Spirits with Brian, Eric and Joan. Varut made me dance. A lot. :D So fun. Like, really, tonight was the best night at Spirits yet.

I think I kind of know what my problem with dancing was. I don't like to be the grindee. I like to be the grinder. xD I'm so queer.

I kind of like Melody Rose now. She did a song, "Everything reminds me of my therapist." BEST. DRAG. SONG. EVER. Then she did Filthy/Gorgeous. I officially <3 Melody Rose. And Frita isn't that bad either. I just look at them and get to wondering... how did you get here? What made you want to live like this? You have to respect someone who's walking a path that hard.

Denny's was full of the Spirits crowd. So funny. So random. Esther is funny. "I hope your baby dies!" Charles is insane. "Look, it's Jesus!" I'm just a spaz. "Esther is prostituting herself to pay for chicken."

That doesn't even COVER class today. :D

So, presentation. The Oprah and Ellen show with our LGBT guests. Really, the most memorable part was in the bathroom binding Joan and helping draw on her beard. People kept coming in, and two seperate people at two different times were all, "Himley's class, right?" Apparently, it's that obvious. lmfao. Plus, all of the random really loud really sketch tape noises escaping the bathroom... lol. We look so questionable.

Why is my life suddenly so pervasively queer?

Jose Quervo Crochet. :D

more SPIRITS!

This is becoming a thing, I think. It's perfect. xD College is the shit.

What Colleen saw tonight:

Smirnoff (<3 you Varut)
Breastses
Fuzzy man stomach
The actual size of the dance floor at Spirits (so. tiny.)
Jose Crochet! (or, Jose Quervo as Nikki seems to prefer)
Denny's

Wow. That's not as impressive a list as it was in my head. Let me tell you, it actually was very impressive. ESPECIALLY Jose Crochet. <3

You Are the Very Gay Bert and Ernie!

Two grown puppets living together, sleeping in the same room? They've even got coordinating striped shirts!

What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?

Your Passion is Yellow

You're a total sexual shape shifter. You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable. Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual. While you the most passionate, you are very open minded.

What Color Is Your Passion?

Wtf? A blow-up doll? :/

I am a hybrid of: Indie Girl Party Girl Click on the pictures below to read more: Take the 'What Kind of Girl Are You?' quiz at CookingToHookup.com

Eh?

SPIRITS

Tonight... just totally rocked. Good Lord. It was totally wonderful!

I did something totally not me, and went out to the lgbt center. Okay, well, maybe that's kinda me now, but I don't generally go out places. :D Anyway, that rocked and everyone was so chill and it was just the best atmosphere. After that, Joan and Johnny and Varut and Marielle and I all went to Spirits.

That was TOTALLY. INSANE. It was packed. Moreso, apparently, than usual. Anyway, after a while it got better and then it got fucking great. Except that I had to go on stage. >.< I was a "virgin" at Spirits... *groans* I hate that fucking Queen. She freaks me out. I said whatever I had to so that she'd stop sticking that microphone in my face... lol. It was an experience.

I *love* watching people. I got so distracted watching people. And gay people are all the more fun to watch.

JOAN GOT A FUCKING JOB AT SPIRITS! Nikki Fenmore asked her if she wanted to perform Sunday nights. And she said yes. Naturally. :D I LOVE JOSE CROCHET!!!!! <3

At like, 1:30 we went to Denny's, just me and Joan and Varut and John at that point. Damnit that was fun. But it was full of breeders, just out of their odd little hetero-clubs. Why would you bother to go, if everyone is straight there? I mean. That's just so heteronormative or something like that. :D

Got home at 3:30. I wonder is that the latest I've gotten back from *really* being out? I can't remember. I feel so lame writing about it all right now, but it was just too fun.

"Oh my God, Joan, you sound like a chipmunk. 'Aw shit, I forgot to hibernate.'"

<3 you all.